The Great LimeWire Pizza Robbery
An Indie Label's Run In With LimeWire
The staff of New Your City indie label Dovecote usually spends Wednasday's evenings hanging out at The Music Box, a usually quiet joint where the often often gives away free pizza to help bring in a crowd. On a recent Wednesday they walked in to find the place far busier than usual. When a friend told them the free pizza had arrived, Pal and Kosuke from the label went to grab a slice and....
Woman: “Who the FUCK are you? And why are you eating our pizza?”
<Long pause> Kosuke and Paul look confused.
Kosuke: "Are you joking? Is this a joke?"
Woman: "No this is definitely NOT a joke. I want to know who you are and why you’re eating our pizza."
Kosuke: "Well our friend came in and told us there was free pizza at the bar. We are. So. Sorry. It was a misunderstanding."
Woman: (with unbridled entitlement) "This is a company party our CEO is here and you STOLE our pizza. Are you from out of town? Because let me tell you, NOTHING is free in New York City. Nothing is free… well maybe except for the condoms in Times Square."








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